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Born and Bred Review

By valuing the complexity of individuals' stories over superficial competition drama, Born and Bred bucks the unwelcome nonfiction trend fostered by S...

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Connected Review

Connected opens with director Tiffany Shlain confessing to cell phone addiction, a focus on herself that's indicative of this documentary, which conce...

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The Way Review

The Way might lack the Chicken Soup for the Soul imprimatur, but writer/director Emilio Estevez's travelogue tale of fathers and sons (starring his ow...

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Fireflies in the Garden Review

Familial dysfunction takes glib, syrupy form in Fireflies in the Garden, a flashbacky saga of past discord and present-day reconciliation that should ...

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Kawasaki's Rose (Kawasakiho ruze) Review

Kawasaki's Rose pivots around a long-suppressed bombshell, yet there's little overblown spectacle to Polish filmmaker Jan Hrebejk's graceful drama abo...

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Chalet Girl Review

Hot Dog… The Movie and its disreputable ski-comedy ilk might have been a low point in cinema history, but at least their unbridled crassness ha...

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The Catechism Cataclysm Review

Taking the notion of toilet humor literally but incapable of delivering its promised religious satire, The Catechism Cataclysm is more muddled than it...

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Jack and Jill Review

Al Pacino romantically pursuing a cross-dressing Adam Sandler around a medieval castle should be stunningly surreal, so it's a not-inconsiderable fail...

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INCENDIARY: The Willingham Case Review

Conservative Texas governor and presidential hopeful Rick Perry comes across as the poster child for unjust death-penalty fanaticism in Incendiary: Th...

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Knuckle Review

Making UFC brawlers seem decidedly dainty by comparison, Ireland's Quinn McDonagh clan has for decades engaged in bare-knuckle brawls with rival famil...

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Bad Fever Review

King of Comedy: Filmmaker Kentucker Audley stars in '70s-flavored Bad Fever The shaky handheld cinematography might be conventionally modern, but from...

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Red Hook Summer Review: Spike Lee Returns to the Brooklyn Panorama

Spike Lee returns to the Brooklyn neighborhoods of his most famous works — including his celebrated Do the Right Thing — with Red Hook Sum...

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Why Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning's John Hyams Could Be Our Best Action...

If David Cronenberg and Luc Besson had a mutant baby, it still wouldn't be able to make a movie quite as hypnotically badass as Universal Soldier: Day...

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Oscar-Nominated Shorts 2013: From a Simpsons Segment to a Woman Who Lives on...

There's scant dialogue but plenty of eloquent storytelling in the five animated short films up for a 2013 Oscar, all of which — along with their...

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Stoker Review: In the Hotly Anticipated Sundance Film, Girlhood Blooms Into...

Puberty is sex and sex is murder in Stoker, a Hitchcockian stew of hothouse familial jealousy, sadism and psychosis all tied together by one teenage g...

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Uwe Boll, Worst Director Alive, to Wall Street Execs: "Don't Think You're Safe"

Uwe Boll will no longer fight you -- at least, not with his fists. Often lambasted by critics as the worst of the worst, Boll once literally got into ...

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Ethan Hawke, Before and After: Watching an Actor Grow Up

Before Midnight may be the greatest film ever made about impermanence -- a fitting theme for a work that also reestablishes the A-list credentials of ...

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After Auteur: How M. Night Shyamalan Became Just Another Director

Wait, you didn't know that After Earth, the Will Smith–Jaden Smith sci-fi adventure hitting theaters this weekend, is the latest from Shyamalan,...

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After 44 Years, Hollywood Is Finally Smart Enough to Make a Judy Blume Movie

Judy Blume's first novel, The One in the Middle Is the Green Kangaroo, was published in 1969, yet it's only now, 44 years later, that the first big-sc...

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Disney TV Is Poisoning Your Daughters

I recognize that, even coming from a father of two preteen daughters, that headline might sound alarmist, so let me elaborate—the Disney Channel...

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Adam Sandler's Laziness: Why Nothing Changes in Movie After Movie

Adam Sandler is successful because he's lazy. Not lazy in the sense that he has no ambition, or doesn’t want to work hard to maintain his status...

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Grown Ups 2 Has No Real Plot to Speak of

Adam Sandler pats his own back for being loyal in Grown Ups 2, an excuse for the star to hang out with his friends while he plays a Hollywood bigwig w...

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Girl Most Likely, a Jersey-vs.-Manhattan Comedy

Less funny than her worst SNL sketch, Girl Most Likely strands Kristen Wiig in a dreadful, disingenuous city-versus-suburbs comedy that mercilessly mo...

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The Act of Killing, 2013's First Masterpiece

More terrifying than any horror film, and more intellectually adventurous than just about any 2013 release so far, The Act of Killing is a major achie...

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Mainstream Movie Porn Sucks: How Real Sex in Real Movies Is a Real Distraction

Porn reinserts itself into the arthouse with this week's The Canyons, co-starring adult-industry stud James Deen, and next week's Lovelace, a biopic o...

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